1 Don Birchett 7 months ago An Irishman walked into a pub wih a few visible abrasions and contusions. The bartender sees him and says, "Ah, Angus, you've been fighting with your wife again?"Angus says, "Yup, but this time I got her to crawl back to me on her hands and knees?"Really? On her hands and knees? Just what did she say to you?"She said, "Come out from under that bed you coward!"