Peg Leg "Bad Boy" Jackson here!

Yo, Uncle Grumpy ... I had lunch with an old TV colleague of mine last Friday and he told me that he produced a show with the fellow in your avatar ... They got along so well that your Avatar gave my friend a Glock handgun as a parting gift ... Pretty cool!

Carry on blues dudes!

57 Chet

Hey Peg Leg, that's groovy! I wouldn't turn down a Glock.

I'd trade it for a Walther

I'm supposed to be "Red Hips Bailey" but I'd prefer "Deaf Delmore Rabinowitz."

it's worth speculating how you'd get red hips, though.

Polyester underwear I assume...

Some famous (non musician) people's blues names:

Former president: Boney Lemon Smith

French politician: Old bad Boy Smith (very fitting)

prophet: Boney Hips Hopkins

Another former president: Ugly Sugar McGee

Scientist: Fat Eyes Green

Based on the 20 Blues Rules at the top of the thread, I'm going with: "Limp Banana Johnson" or "Four-Eyed Apple Jackson"

Boney Fingers Jefferson.. meh.

Skinny Bones Davis

Autistic Apricot Bush

Bipolar Banana Van Buren

Boney Harp Rivers

Boney,me, hardly!

Shaky Banana Clinton

Jailhouse Bones Smith... I mean like WTF!!!!!!!

Mmmmmm..... I was going to list some of my nicknames but I notice how they all sound like mob/wiseguy hooks instead like Dave "the chin", or "Diamond" Dave.

Bluesname? I'm going with "Side Pocket Slim".....I gotta combine my git playing with my 9-ball skills.

re: Presidents, i don't think you could have a better Presidential blues name than Tricky Dick Nixon.

Uncle G and Hermitt ...

This is what I want ... For home protection, of course ... I've actually had the pleasure of taking one for a test drive ...

Sweet!

Wow, I could definately keep the squirrels hopping around with one of those!