EVERETT: Hold on there - I don't want this pomade, I want Dapper Dan.
PROPRIETOR: I don't carry Dapper Dan. I carry Fop.
EVERETT: I don't want Fop, Goddamnit - I'm a Dapper Dan man!
PROPRIETOR: Watch your language, young fellow, this is a public market. Now, if you want Dapper Dan I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.
EVERETT: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity - two weeks from everywhere! Forget it! Just the dozen hairnets!
Later...
EVERETT: And I like the smell of my hair treatment - the pleasing odor is half the point.
And just because it's such a great line...
EVERETT: Pete, it's a fool looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.


