Miscellaneous Rumbles

Monday Morning Smile

1

I think Roy would've smiled, too.

3

Now that's funny right there. Thanks, John.

6

Only problem with Uber Roy is he keeps pulling over to holler at Pretty Women walking by. Mercy!

9

He drove all night

– Mr Tubs

Only because he had to pull over because he was crying...over you.

12

That Uber dude, with the dark sunglasses, just blew by you.

13

So, Roy ended up working for the man.

14

So, Roy ended up working for the man.

– beatbyrd

And the man said that he Willbury him with work.

15

And the man said that he Willbury him with work.

– crowbone

Now he'll be crying........... crying.......... crying.......... CRYING..........

16

Because he's running scared.

17

Because he's running scared.

– crowbone

Uptown, to Penthouse #3.

19

Bunch of Comedians.

– beatbyrd

Only in dreams.

20

I think that's "oober doober" isn't it? Oober doober oober doober oober doober oober doober doo wah doo wah doo wah!

21

Or do you mean: Uber Dover...........


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