Step 1 "Develop your selective hearing skills" Step 2 " Put your developed selective hearing skills in the IGNORE mode" Step 3 "Drink heavily and take the dog for a walk and call a cab on your cell phone" Step 4 "Find alternative lodging." YMMV! Oh, Make sure there's a good place to eat and laundry nearby! Almost forgot to add your holding the dog hostage for rent and meals !

Everyone keeps overlooking the best interests of the dog!

I know so many couples who've stayed together for the dog. It just delays the inevitable, and hurts the dog more in the end.

The dogs best interests are in mind! She pays ransom! Both are sheltered and feed well! Whats the negative???

If you start walking the dog 'with' her, pretty soon you'll be walking the dog 'for' her. If you like walking the dog, that's fine. Otherwise I'd give the mutt a wide berth.

I'm new to this little soap opera. Someone help me - is "walking the dog" just plain "walking the dog" or is it actually a metaphor for "naughty cuddles"?

B6

It's just walking the Bratwurst-shaped canine. I swear, it's the World's Laziest Dog. BTW, you guys have filthy minds.

"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste"

"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste"

It's why I like most of you.

She apparently has different definition of "clean" than I do.

You're gonna find out she has a lot of different definitions than you do. "Clean" won't be the end of it.

– MTurner She said, "Do you want to walk the dog with me?".

He heard, "Get your coat,".

Evidently, she knows the definition of "trained." And you are learning it.

She apparently has different definition of "clean" than I do.

You're gonna find out she has a lot of different definitions than you do. "Clean" won't be the end of it.

– MTurner

She said, "Do you want to walk the dog with me?".

He heard, "Get your coat,".

Evidently, she knows the definition of "trained." And you are learning it.

This is the slowest developing novel I have ever read. Unless we pick up the pace, I might have to wait for the movie version!

I agree! Must be hard for the victim to post while being Amazoned! !

The Amazon is asleep, I can catch my breath. The plus side is I've been practicing a lot more lately.

Practicing what?

superglue her toes together

Practicing what?

LMAO!

Practicing what?

LMAO!

Strumming

I'd 7 her flat 5.

We love it when you talk jazzy!

Hey baby, want to minor my nineth?

Kuz: "it took a while to reassure her it's okay to go through my bedroom to use the DECK"

It's not spelled with an 'E'

How is the "no Pants" rule working out. Did you have to buy clean underwear? Did SHe? or are you going commando?

Enquiring minds...

She's the Queen of Inappropiately Dressed. I always wear pants and a shirt around the house. I've learned to use averted vision around her, she has a habit of walking into the kitchen in her underwear.

Waiting for her to go to work so I can finally use the bathroom, she's PMSing, so I'm being very patient and am keeping chocolate in a speed holster.

Mmmhmm. Otherwise known as Sneaking Peeks.

She moved in with you. She eats your food. You're walking the dog. You're cleaning up. You're being domesticated. There were other indicators pages back...

If she wanted to be Nothing-But-A-Paying-Tenant (and perhaps a "friend"), she'd be wearing turtleneck potato sacks – and not taking shortcuts through your bedroom. What you're calling "Inappropriately Dressed" is probably entirely appropriate for the situation she wonders if/thinks/hopes/wishes y'all were in.

If she were a lost tribe unknown to civilization, I'm guessing she'd be wondering what it takes to get a guy to explore The Amazon.

(I could be wrong.)

I think you're wrong, she just seems to forget there's someone else here. She buys her own food, and tends to clean up after herself. But, I'll be playing Xbox after she goes to bed and she walks into the kitchen/living room area, I'm more like, "Whatever, I'm looting a dungeon.". I'll only walk the dog with her, I'm not picking up any poo.

But, I have learned, never use a bathroom when she is "getting ready", just because she appears done, that's never true. My feet hit the floor, 20 minutes later I'm out the door, shaved, showered, and etc. . With her, it's about 2 hours or so, of various activities before she's really ready.

Looting a dungeon.

See, once the innuendo genie is out of the lamp, it's never going back.