1 Don Birchett 7 months ago A wife woke up in the middle of the night and realized that her husband was not in bed with her. She got up and discovered him in the kitchen nursing a cup of coffee. She said, "What's wrong, dear?"He answered her, "Remember when we were dating and I had that big Buick with the big back seat?""Yes, I remember.""Do you remember how we were making love one night and your father caught us?"She blushed and said, "I remember.""Do you remember how he said that either we got married or he'd see that I went away for twenty years?"She grasped his hand and said, "I remember.""Well, I would have gotten out tomorrow,"