Miscellaneous Rumbles

Husband and wife Christmas Shopping

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A husband and wife were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. They still had a lot to do and the wife realized that the husband was missing, so she called him on his cell phone. She said, "Where are you, you know we still have lots to do?"

He replied, "Do you remember that jewelry store we went into about 10 years ago where you fell in love with a diamond necklace, I told you that we couldn't afford it then but that some day I would buy it for you?"

"Yes, I remember."

"Well, I'm in the guitar shop next door."

2

Enjoy sleeping on the couch for the next week.

6

Enjoy sleeping on the couch for the next week.

– wabash slim

Only a week?? He's getting off easy! Um, that maybe an unfortunate choice of words.

8

That's a man's logic for you. He's not what you'd call the brightest bulb on the string! Either a complete idiot or a masochist.


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