Miscellaneous Rumbles

Conspiracy theorists share schematic for “5G chip” they claim is im…

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this has to be the best thing of the year, and we're not even halfway through January.

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HAHA!

Well, I think that just about sums up conspiracy theories in a nutshell.

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Hysteria at its finest! Those guys were way off. It's actually Borg nanoprobes that are in the Covid-19 vaccine!

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Cute! Wonder how long it will be before the drawing gets a r-edit...

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I would have thought it would be more on the line of “frequency modulation”... the zombie chip?

I doubt it will come from a Japanese pedal company.... Most likely a Chinese/American hybrid.

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The Groundhog Day nature of life at the moment makes it feel more like an RE-201 chip on infinite repeat.

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I got the Moderna version, so I'm hoping that there will be some aftermarket mods available by the time I get the second injection. A Robert Keeley model would be pretty badass.

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I received the Moderna on Monday and a foreign body would explain why my arm is so sore.

All kidding aside, I work with a woman who absolutely believes that there is a chip in the vaccine, the gov’t can turn it on and off, and it’s already being used in Africa to control fertility.

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What's her take on Chem-Trails?

– Kevin Frye

Everyone knows THAT’S b.s. (even the nutter at work).

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So it only affects Intense Metal Dudes ...

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this has to be the best thing of the year, and we're not even halfway through January.

– macphisto

"Best thing of the year"---so far.

How are these people allowed to run free?

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Everyone knows THAT’S b.s. (even the nutter at work).

– Powdog

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Fake news, it's Chorus pedals that we need to worry about. Or is it phasers?

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Phasers only work when you push the trigger button, as any Trekkie will tell us.

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That's hilarious. With just a little more hype for the story, 2021 could be the year guitar pedals go mainstream (not bloodstream) in mass "culture." (Quotation marks for obvious reasons.)

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I hate to say it guys, but it looks like they're on to us...

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Given his pedal obsession, if Tim donated plasma, could it cure everything?!?

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Something to be said for going straight into an amp. A “natural” sound. No need for the controversial “circuit.”

It was meant to be that way, we were made to play that way.

...RESIST...OR else!

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C'mon guys, it's a Boss Metal Zone. Surely that qualifies as a virus

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I actually really like my Metalzone for the 90s pop punk sounds I grew up with.

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I actually really like my Metalzone for the 90s pop punk sounds I grew up with.

– Otter

I was jokingTongue firmly planted in cheek.


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