Someone is putting little cowboy hats on Vegas’ pidgeons. Link
Crow, have you been to Vegas recently? Just asking.
I knew it would come to that. The Vegas pigeons have been missing for too long.
Hey, don’t be posting this stuff.
What happens in Vegas........
Yep, sounds like John's work to me...
Well, if you're out west, ya gotta fit in.
Were any of them "G" branded?
I hope some other birds crap on their hats.
Flying rats in little hats...
Only one possible explanation: It's Area 51.
We've obviously been invaded by a race of alien hatters who specialize in avian fedoras. Who knows what nefarious purpose they could have in mind?
Luckily, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, so the invasion has undoubtedly been contained.
It must be true, you read it on the Internet.
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