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A police stop at 200 a.m.

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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

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:D Oh, thank you, Steve - that was a goodie!

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They live next door.... I wish she didn't !#$@%

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lol Bear ,,,,,,,, an 89 year old man was standing at a corner , crying ,,,,, this guy stopped and said , hey whats wrong are you ok ,,,,,, the old man says , well , i am married to a beautiful 28 year old , and the sex is great ,,,,,,,,,, and the man asked , well , why are you crying then !!!! ,,,,,,, the old man said , cause i'm lost ........

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Bear and Anne - those were great. Thanks for the laugh.

Dylan

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Damn ... I was stopped by the police the other morning at 1:30 am. The cop said I was too old to be out that late at night.. :(


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