26 Proteus 9 months ago I’ve seen writhing masses of people dancing madly to techno, pop, and myriad forms of synthy dance “music,” and not a glowing tube anywhere to be found. Pipples didn’t dance when Creedence Clearwater played? In these cases, however, the programs were LOUD. Loud is a thing. I like tubes, but they’re not mystical alchemical bottles transmuting current into good dance vibes. If they were, maybe my not-entirely-unrhythmic music would entice folks to the dance floor.