they would say HEY-HEY! open the case we need some AIR,AND is that scary bitch who tryed to kill candy gone??? 
TALKING GUITARS
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Oct 6, 2008 11:35 a.m. cyclopssam:
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Oct 6, 2008 12:20 p.m. Dr Nyl:
Put your fingers under my G-string...
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Oct 6, 2008 12:28 p.m. Ratrod:
Disappearing posts?
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Oct 6, 2008 3:52 p.m. Tsar Nicholas :
"Ow! Jeez! Lay off, you brute! Stop punching me! Who are you, Pete Townshend?!"
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Oct 6, 2008 4:00 p.m. sroux:
"For the love of God!...will you quit spilling beer all over me!!"
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"Can we please play a song that's not in the key of E or A"
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Oct 6, 2008 6:05 p.m. DangerousMan:
Tsar said: "Ow! Jeez! Lay off, you brute! Stop punching me! Who are you, Pete Townshend?!"
I would have thought it would have said 'that cable will never fit in my output jack - who are you, Pete Townshend?'
I'm sorry for that everybody...
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Oct 7, 2008 4:55 a.m. Ratrod:
"For the last time. I am not a drum stick!"
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Oct 7, 2008 5:38 a.m. jetbunny:
Fer crying out lout... Stop playing Metallica riffs!
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Oct 7, 2008 2:21 p.m. JC:
Here comes the hack, all the gear and no idea!
Or ,one would say to the rest ,I bet ya a new set of strings he plays a blues riff!
Or ,For gods sake give me a polish once in a while would you!
I'm sure my guitars hate me.
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Oct 7, 2008 10:21 p.m. Nobody:
"What in the world is wrong with you, man?"
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Oct 8, 2008 1:22 a.m. fbama73:
Hmm.. for mine, it would probably be one of three things:
"Talent- GET SOME!"
"Do NOT play 'Sweet Home Alabama' again unless you want the sharp end of a broken high E string in your eye- there's a reason the guys at guitar stores barf when they hear that song!"
But, honestly, I hope it would say:
"I love you, too"
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Oct 8, 2008 5:43 a.m. Catdaddy1967:
"I'm sorry, I don't know that song!"
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Oct 17, 2008 12:43 p.m. jimmy peters --oldest fart:
"you had better start learning some new stuff soon or i will start naming names. you wouldn't want that would you?"
jimmy
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Oct 17, 2008 2:25 p.m. audiodrome:
I want a new cowboy case!
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Oct 17, 2008 3:28 p.m. fieldhdj:
"Sure you say nice things and show me off when other people are around, but that's not really treating me right. You plug in, play a couple of scales, 6 or 7 songs ON A GOOD DAY - and you can't even last all the way through them! Then you're off to visit that little tart of a computer, and I'm left here, stuck hanging around with the other hard drinking, chain smoking trophy guitars. Honestly, I don't know why I put up with you."
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Oct 17, 2008 3:37 p.m. yettoblaster:
"...Hey! Thumb on the back of the neck, stupid!"
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Oct 17, 2008 4:57 p.m. Ripley1046:
"Stop playing Rebel Rouser for christ's sake!"
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Oct 17, 2008 4:59 p.m. billydlight:
"Stop making all the crazy faces and play, dumbass."
"Would it be too much to ask to wipe me off JUST F()CKIN ONCE?"
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Oct 17, 2008 9:32 p.m. bigsbyslur:
"We can't get through a blues song without you putting your lips all over that hor-Monica. I still love you though."
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Oct 17, 2008 11:22 p.m. dutleydurite:
Who are you? Oh yeah.. you do own us. Just don't see daylight as much as we used to when you were more fun and a better player...
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Oct 17, 2008 11:24 p.m. yettoblaster:
Lol bigsbyslur!
That's good.
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Oct 18, 2008 4:24 a.m. Ratrod:
"Get your hands off that whore of a Telecaster you two-timing bastard."
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Oct 18, 2008 11:50 a.m. bigsbyslur:
These are the greatest, everyone. I can relate to all of your guitars' comments.
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Oct 22, 2008 2:59 a.m. wildrat666:
why dont you turn on more overdrve?
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Nov 2, 2008 8:15 p.m. jimmy peters --oldest fart:
it's great how honest we all can be in the 3rd person. jimmy
