Gretsch Garage Sale

Super Rare Unused Gretsch Pages Sticker

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$5,000,000,000

plus $300.00 shipping

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Will you combine shipping if I take 2?

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I hope it comes with a Certificate of Authenticity from either Bevete, Art Wiggs or Ed Roman...

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Would it also be useful for waxing unwanted body hair? Asking for a friend.

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I hope it comes with a Certificate of Authenticity from either Bevete, Art Wiggs or Ed Roman...

– Tartan Phantom

I can get ANY signature you want!

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I hope it comes with a Certificate of Authenticity from either Bevete, Art Wiggs or Ed Roman...

– Tartan Phantom

Now THAT is the good ol' humor that made the GDP great!! And a little moonshine!

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Will you combine shipping if I take 2?

– Deke Martin

For you, yes!

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Does it come in left handed?

– wabash slim

In Cadillac Green!

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I’ll send you a check for more, you deposit it and send me the overage?

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I will counteroffer with a firm 25¢ plus 50¢ for shipping.

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TO THE MOST ESTEEMED MR. CROWBONE

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time.

He is in good humor, but wants more than anything to own an original and unused Gretsch Pages sticker in VGC or better.

My friend, please contact me regarding my cousin's wishes and you shall have your price!

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John, will you take "trades" ? your New Jet for the sticker ?

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Paypal friends and family payment only.

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Wouldn’t have one in black and gold, wouldja?

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I think I may have to withdraw it for sale on this site.

Sotheby's has contacted me, and apparently a few of the Royals are interested.

It seems you have some competition, Dr. Tunde.

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Don’t bother guys... it’s a conversion. So it’s actual value is only half of that asking price!

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I think I may have to withdraw it for sale on this site.

Sotheby's has contacted me, and apparently a few of the Royals are interested.

It seems you have some competition, Dr. Tunde.

– crowbone

Mr Crowbone,

My cousin has been informed and he is most upset — he will be dropping his space station poopings on you from overhead, every orbit from now until eternity!

Yours in grifty-ness,

Dr. Tunde.

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Does it have gold piping?

– Deke Martin

Only the case it comes with does.

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I have about 20 of them. I'll sell for less.


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