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Please create a meaningless conflict section

Why? Why, you say? HA! Do you even have to ask?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM <--this should fit here!
That's not meaningless conflict! That's mereley disagreement.
Well maybe, but I disagree anyway!
Maybe yes - maybe no - I think a commitee meeting should be convened to discuss it further.
maybe we should start a how to settle a meaningless conflict section.
They're all meaningless conflicts.
What a great idea - we could finally discuss lacquer versus poly.
Lacquer, poly, it doesn't matter. I strip all my guitars with a torch and a scraper. Now that's real tone!
I've got a bone to pick with you people!!
Monty Python - "Argument Clinic" (available now on youtube).
DangerousMan said: What a great idea - we could finally discuss lacquer versus poly.
To finally end that conflict, I've invented a new guitar finish that I call "PoLacquerly". It has all the best attributes of both coatings with none of their alleged drawbacks and will finally make everyone happy. It's almost ready for the market but there are still a few bugs to work out: Whenever I mix it the chemical reaction causes a violent explosion and a lot of name calling. Still better than the previous formula; With that one, mixing the chemicals started a controllable, sustainable cold fusion reaction and who the heck has any use for that?
Lacquer is a pain in the ass, but nothing else smells the same. Perhaps they could add the lacquer scent to poly guitars?

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