- Did you think you were going to read something interesting about me?
I DJ on the Rockabilly Revue on KNON - 89.3 FM in Dallas, TX - Tuesdays 8pm-10pm. That's about the only serious thing I'll put on here.
I've been bumming around this joint since late '97 when I got my first Gretsch. 1997? Seriously? How many forum upgrades have I been through? Three? Maybe? Four?
How many database crashes? At least one serious one. ;-)
I'm on the first GDP compilation with metroshane and olspchris, check it. Represent.
I'm not much for creative biographies though. Walking the boulevard of broken dreams. Unless you consider that I was born inside the gas tank of a B-1 Bomber, I was raised by a pack of she-wolves, and dated Vampirella for a while. Who dropped acid? They better pick it up! I drag raced down Hell Highway against The Zombies (and lost) and punched a hole through a piston with a speck of sand. Mmmmm. Guacamole. F-F-F-Foolin'. Da-da-dadadah! F-F-F-Fooooolin'.
After that, Jayne Mansfield's corpse hunted me down and spanked me (trust me, when it happens to you, you can't do a damn thing about it). Devil girls riding chrome rockets on a purple sky with stars blazing. Peyote at dusk with guitarslingers gunning each other down in a sleepy desert town. Bewaaaare the mYsTiC eYe!! Poker in the front, liquor in the rear, spade flush and double gut shot draw. Poker is an art. And war.
I guess that's it. Except,
I see dead people
ASP stings hurt like a kick in the balls.
- Member since:
- Dec 8, 2006
- Board post count:
- 45 years
- As little as possible.
- Not sucking
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